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Stayr Latex Ears

Stayr Latex Ears

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Stayr Latex Ears

•  Yes, they are Satyr Ears
•  Comes with Safe Adhesive to Mount over Your Ears
•  Officially Sanctioned by the Satyr Ear Federation
•  Look Fantastically Satyry and Elegant
To Order
Model No. Availability Price Description Qty
SBMW-SATYR-EARS Stock* $17 Stayr Latex Ears

* Stock items ship from Strongblade in 1-3 days. Please allow an additonal day for engraving or sharpening.
If you're reading this, then you are still having some problems understanding what these are. They are Satyr ears. You put them over your ears with the included safe adhesive. Then you walk around looking like a Satyr(or at least a person who has put on Satyr ears). They're made from latex or some such material and look like Satyr ears. An officially licensed product of the Satyr Ear Federation.

They are Satyr Ears. Find an satyr and measure his or her ear. That will be fairly accurate. Except that these ones are made from latex.

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