LARP Two-Handed Overlord Battle Hammer

Okay, I am officially in love with a piece of foam. Knock it off you sickos, I'm talking about this big-ass, two-handed battle hammer. I don't know if I can muster the words to describe it, but I'll try.

Let's start by mentioning that it's a big-ass hammer. And by big-ass, I mean, 42 inches long, with a head that's about 14 inches long. That's a heck of a lot of whomping power, my friends. A HECK of a lot. Getting hit with this in the back is like having your best friend whiz a basketball into your back. Hard. Yeah, if you swing hard, it hurts a bit, but there's no permanent damage, except for your lost dignity and the piece of gum that was fired out of your mouth never to be seen again.

It's not enough that it's a big-ass hammer, though. It's also got killer graphics. It's the kind of art that you might see the evil overlord with, or maybe the crest of a warrior king who has unified a kingdom, or some whacked out Thulsa Doom type of Evil Cult. Who cares? The thing looks awesome and feels even better. There's not much that's more satisfying than knocking someone over with this thing. Well, not much that can be done with foam latex anyway. Uh ... wait ... um... Well, it's pretty darn satisfying, let's just leave it at that.

This two-handed battle hammer has a suedette-wrapped grip, detailed engravings in the foam all over the head (why do I find that sentence so disgusting?) and a very solid look and feel. We don't have very many of these, so grab one before your opponent does.

About our Firestorm Series
This product is part of our Firestorm Line of Foam and LARP products. The Firestorm Line is a collection of unique weapons and armor that look great and can last a long time. These items are durable, reasonably priced, and different in appearance than a lot of other foam sword and armor on the market. Made in Europe, these items adhere to strict quality control parameters and design specifications. They are legal in many LARP organizations and make fantastic sparring or training tools.

On re-reading this whole description, I'm a little stunned at the possible alternate meanings a lot of this can have. Please be assured that all of the possible double entendres are completely un-intentional. Well, I mean, the jokes are intentional, but the possible underlying references are completely not warranted, nor wanted. Not that there's anything wrong with that, mind you. Just .. uh... never mind.