Dark Lord Latex LARP Sword

There is no more frightening enemy than the Dark Lord. This is the evil creature that sits in his/her fortress plotting the overthrow of the world while bunnies and dancing girls are tortured and maimed in front of him. The Dark Lord is the boss monster of boss monsters. Whether he be Vampire, Demon or some other equally menacing monster, he is always in control and universally feared. Four out of Five Dark Lords prefer this weapon to any other (the fifth Dark Lord has no hands -- only waving tentacles that can't hold a sword). This is a brilliant choice for villains everywhere. It is made from Palnatoke's patented dual-density foam, anchored by their revolutionary rounded fiber core. What's that mean? It means that the thing is astoundingly difficult to break. It also means that the sword has a fantastic spring to it and is as safe as it is powerful. The blade on this sword starts tapered, then swells toward the tip, lending it an evil look that is reinforced by the thorned ricasso and the claw-like guards. If your enemy still doesn't get the point, the gaurd also features an abstract spider/demon design embossed upon it. The extended two-handed grip is anchored with a proprietary ergonomic, reinforced carbon-fiber and wrapped in luxurious suede. This latex sword is the pinnacle of evil antagonistic weaponry. If you don't own it, then you're nothing but an underling. About Strongblade's Latex Swords and Daggers
In every industry, there is one company that towers above all others. Among weapon vendors, that company of course is Strongblade.com =D. But among makers of latex swords and daggers / foam swords and daggers, our manufacturer is without question the best in the world. The company, based in Scandanavia, is responsible for pushing the envelope in technology, aesthetics and safety.

Once one of these weapons is designed, it is put through a minimum of six months of testing and refining before it is allowed to hit the market. These tests include moderate and extreme stress simulations, field testing, and SAT tests to ensure that the sword can get into a good college (lawyer's note: That last one is categorically not true. The weapons ocassionally take the ACT tests, not SATs, and it is not a requirement of these tests)(editor's note: Our writer has gone insane. He is impersonating a lawyer and writing about swords going to college. Please ignore him. These weapons cannot take academic tests).

Our manufacturer pioneered the use of round carbon-fiber cores in the mass-market, a technology that makes their sword astoundingly strong, flexible and springy. The cores feature special structural reinforcements around pressure areas like the joint between guard and blade. This prevents the weapon from breaking or folding at areas of high stress.

Our manufacturer uses a proprietary multi-density foam. This last, complex sounding sentence means that they use a small layer of dense foam around the core and a larger, softer layer of foam to make the shape of the weapon. This makes for a very safe weapon that can withstand incredible amounts of punishment. This also makes for a unique sword amongst the sea of other manufacturers who simply cast a mold, fill it with one layer of lower quality foam and call it a day.

These weapons feature another design feature unique to them: A Vari-flex Tip design. This is a design feature in the tip that allows them to bend gradually rather than abruptly. Doing this prevents stress on the tip and makes it almost impossible to cause creasing or weak spots that could lead to breaks.

I could go on and on. And come to think of it, I will for one more paragraph, because I forgot to mention the proprietary paint used on these weapons. Our manufacturer uses a revolutionary painting technique on these weapons that is engineered to reflect light exactly as real metal would. The paint is also designed to protect the weapon, providing a strong barrier that stretches slightly with each flex.

If you don't get the idea by now, we're very excited to be offering these weapons. At Strongblade, we prefer to sell the products that we manufacture; this ensures that what we sell is up to our standards. So, when we decide to sell another company's products, its most likely because that company is the best in the industry. This is clearly true of these swords. Buy these weapons and you are buying the highest quality latex weapon that we have ever seen.